1) for the first time in your life, okay in MY life, I feel petite!!
2) you have at least half a dozen pairs of brand new shoes that he outgrew before he could use them
3) every once in a while, all of a sudden, you get this out of the blue down your back shiver and after a minute realize it's because you just had a vision of him at the helm of a car in no less than two years
4) you realize that hopefully one day you will never again have to spend money on computer support cause he knows everything
5) you negotiate BIG TIME payments for public displays of affection
6) you get a phone call every day before you leave your office to announce that we are out of snacks
7) the amount of money you spend on iTunes may just be the entire educational budget of a small country (he just walked in to say I exaggerate, I probably do)
8) you inform yourself very well before making any statement because he will call you on it if it is not true
9) you buy 40 dollars worth of salmon thinking that will do for the next month, but come home to find it gone after one meal and over the next week you make sure you are vigilant for any signs of encephalopathy due to mercury poisoning
10) you exhaust every medical search engine for evidence that eyes CAN dislocate and PERMANENTLY migrate to the back of the head after one of those EPIC eye rolls just so you can prove your point
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