These are my "anti-resolutions" ie. intentions that sometimes cross my mind but I am unlikely to achieve and will actually put no effort into achieving because they are inconsequential. And frankly would suck all the fun out of life ;)
1) Stop posting on facebook - yeah! suuure!
2) Stop taking selfies
3) Stop talking about running
4) Stop the Netflix bingeing
5) Take time to eat lunch any place other than my desk
6) Restrain myself from talking to other people
7) Restrain myself from touching other people. Please do not read any porny undertones here this has to do with my mexican-ness EXCLUSIVELY :)
8) Exercise some self control when it comes to hugging the teenagers
9) Skip dessert every once in a while, or at least avoid the daily 3 o'clock chocolate fix
10) Become a vegetarian
11) Stay away from the sun (in view of cancer risk)
How's that for an INCREDIBLE super new and successful 2016?!?! I have give myself permission to do nothing, to make no changes AT ALL!!! How great am I?
Please feel free to add yours
